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Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, “Elderly Male,” and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, “Large Hoss.” Each individual item currently possessed by my ﬁne retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.
I was only thirteen years old
>I loved Pacate so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Pacate every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>”Pacate is love”, I say, “Pacate is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Pacate
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, “Fuck this bitch with the MIDA”
>He grabs me with his powerful toot-toot hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my ass cheeks for Pacate
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Pacate
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Pacate
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Pacate looks him deep in the eyes and says, “Fuck you you shotgun bitch”
>Pacate titan skates through my window
Pacate is love, Pacate is life.
Saved a kids life, neck meets plant, stuck in house till end of november.Wow.
Anyways, I am able to go to GW since theres not like, 300+ ppl dere.
We started a tournament, forgot to tell da manager, got busted, but the manager is still letting us do it tho.Just all armies HAVE to be painted and based. It’s gonna start in january. So I’ve got two months to finish a 1750pt army.Woot. Dx
I finished both transports and two of da tanks.Plus the artillery piece, not even close to starting on the infantry.God this is gonna be hard.
Yeah, Im sorta pissed.
My chaos army, which I spent a YEAR working on to win, failed me utterly in the ard boys. My dice betrayed me RIGHT THEN AND THERE. They were all lucky till that point.And, for that disapointment, now im doing traitor guard, as the taint hasnt been purged, YET. =O
The IG will be tank heavy, with three manticors. I might go back to my chaos.But not for a looooonnnnnnngggggg time.
The next time you see me post something else, will probably be when Im in 8th grade, maybe in november OR december. Or in the summer of 2012. You neva know. Also considering I play bball with my friends more often, I might forget about this thing in the first place. =]
Well, here is tactic me and my friends are using, and some reasons why I dont think the staff of any store should this.
The tactic is that my and my friends are trying to get the kids in our store to play ard boys, Im 13, and so are my friends. Our tatic is that we all go to the same store, and since there might be 11 of us, we might get most of the spots. =P. Which means we have a bigger chance of facing eachother and going to the semis. We are only doing this so we can go for ” 2500 pt army of your choice” thing. We all have good lists. One has a gunline SM army, the other has a BT assualt heavy force.ANOTHER has a nurgle spam list, and I have a khorne/tzeetnch combo.
Yes, we are going for lists that will help us.
Okay, here is my rant:
1.This has happened last year, but if a guy flipped the bird at you, you don’t have a fit and not bring out your ringer army, which I saw is what you had.
2.I know they werent randomized, because I did not see a computer.
3.Don’t pair kids up with IG mech spam, on tables that don’t suit the kids, because frankly, thats not fair.We arnt expireneced enough, etc etc.
4.This is for GW at our area. Why are you helping the adults with ard boyz? Why not me and the others? You don’t think we’ll make it to the finals? They are adults, we arnt even past age 16. I know Im ready for it, but saying the others arnt?Your worng there, My friends can be dropped off there, they are old enough, only the nurgle spam one isnt, only cuz hes ten. But we’re still there! Same with my dad.Heck, his dad can be there. Idc. Helping adults and not helping us is just stupid. I want to have a chance, so do my friends. I honestly think people gang up on the kids there cause everyone else is 10+ years older. -.-
Okay well yeah, thats it. August is the month of the fight.Im ready to go to war.